Unbelievable....

I was just sat having my morning repast of a meat pie like a true Australian when tragedy struck. Lounging in a wicker chair outside the café I was about half way through my pie and feeling quite satisfied with myself. I had my hand cocked in the air to avoid spilling meat and sauce down my work clothes when with a rush of air a Kookaburra dive bombed me from behind. It ripped the pie out my hand perfectly and then proceeded to sit only about a foot in front of me to polish it off stopping only to periodically stare me down and whack his beak on the ground in triumph. To be honest I was too shocked to do anything and just sat for five minutes with a slight frown on my face watching him eat it.... then he flew off.